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One
Tom turns 1, and walks! Continue reading
Predictability
I’m a gadget freak, except when it comes to toys, when I seem to be a bit of a luddite. Continue reading
The Great Toddler Bedtime Book Conspiracy
In which I fight the war against bedtime propaganda in children’s books. Continue reading
The Persistence of Bananas
My son has developed a Theory on the Persistence of Bananas, and I’m rightfully proud. Continue reading
Fledgling
Tom sat in the garden, so entranced by the sunny day going on around him that he barely moved. Continue reading
Entropy Anthropomorphised
Scientists have a concept called “entropy”. It is, simply put, the amount of disorder in any given system. Compare, say, a Macintosh to a McFlurry. A Mac doesn’t have much entropy, a McFlurry has loads of the stuff. Things tend … Continue reading
10 Long Months
Tom turned 10 months old at the start of April, and already memories of the early months of his life are starting to slip from my mind. It doesn’t seem possible, for example, that for more than half his life … Continue reading
I'm being selfishly manipulated, and I love it
One of the many things you can never be adequately prepared for as a father is just how much unfeasibly cute behaviour your sprog comes pre-programmed with. To describe the recent assault that Tom has mounted on my Victorian Fatherly … Continue reading
The best laid birth plans
“I’ll almost certainly be a dad my tomorrow night,” I said. You’d think I’d have learnt my lesson, wouldn’t you? Thomas didn’t actually turn up until lunchtime on the day after that; and it had been, I can honestly say, … Continue reading
