Tag Archives: humour

Beach Paddling 101

Posted on 03/04/2011 by

How to make sure your trip to the beach lasts more than 10 minutes. Continue reading →

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That’s Not My… Bloody Everything Apparently

Posted on 13/05/2010 by

The “That’s Not My…” children’s books are taking over the world. I investigate why. Well, actually I just make up a load of cynical jokes about it. Continue reading →

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Vote for Me

Posted on 05/05/2010 by

I’ve suddenly realised what I truly believe in and what I can do to make this country a better place. I want to form the Sort Out Supermarkets Party. Continue reading →

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A Post Positively Dripping with Xmas Spirit

Posted on 07/12/2009 by

You know those “bear factory” shops you get in malls? In this age of sensitivity to green issues, I think there should also be “bear recyling centres”. Someone with a bear that’s reached the end of it’s useful life, or … Continue reading →

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Dad Things

Posted on 03/09/2009 by

When you become a dad, it seems, you start doing Dad Things. I’m not sure what triggers it. It’s not related to age; I didn’t become a dad until my late thirties, so the Dad Things didn’t kick in until … Continue reading →

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The Alternative British Citizenship Test

Posted on 05/08/2009 by

The trouble with the official British Citizenship Test is it’s a bit like testing if someone can drive by just quizzing them on the Highway Code, rather than putting them in a car and seeing if they can avoid hitting … Continue reading →

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Oi, Darcy, you slaaaaag!

Posted on 26/05/2009 by

Guy Ritchie’s latest effort is coming out soon, a “re-invention” of Sherlock Holmes. I’m inclined to hate it already. Okay, so Star Trek was recently re-imagined, and I loved that, but for some reason I don’t trust Mr. Madonna’s Ex … Continue reading →

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So small and precious

Posted on 21/05/2009 by

When the time came, it only took about an hour. There was quite a bit of blood, and forceps were required. I must admit I felt quite faint. Up until now I’d only seen it in medical scans, but we … Continue reading →

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How to be a prospective father

Posted on 17/05/2009 by

I have no advice on how to be a Dad, and I dispense it freely. Continue reading →

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