Tag Archives: annoyances

I am a Failure as a Father, Already!

Posted on 15/06/2010 by Simon

I’m not a proper dad. Firstly, I’m not big on football. I don’t hate it, it’s just not an important thing in my life. Like many kids, I got my lifelong indifference to football from my Dad. He didn’t buy … Continue reading →

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That’s Not My… Bloody Everything Apparently

Posted on 13/05/2010 by Simon

The “That’s Not My…” children’s books are taking over the world. I investigate why. Well, actually I just make up a load of cynical jokes about it. Continue reading →

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Vote for Me

Posted on 05/05/2010 by Simon

I’ve suddenly realised what I truly believe in and what I can do to make this country a better place. I want to form the Sort Out Supermarkets Party. Continue reading →

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Sorry, You Were In

Posted on 23/12/2009 by Simon

The other day whilst sitting at home, I watched the postman draw up outside the house, post an item through our letterbox, and drive off. I got up to see to see what he’d delivered. It was a small red … Continue reading →

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