Comments on: The Alternative British Citizenship Test http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:17:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Jon http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-547 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 08:10:47 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-547 The whole citizenship test is one big trick question, as a real British person would take one look at it and declare that they aren’t going to do that.

]]> By: Coolblue http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-345 Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:11:13 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-345 Very good.
For those wanting to try some “real” questions – How british are you?

]]> By: MH Media http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-146 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:24:33 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-146 11) Which of the following offences attracts the most punitive sentence?

a: Murder.
b: Selling a goldfish to an under-age person.
c: Getting stopped doing 120mph on a Surrey back road while “escaping” from Paparazzi.
d: Carrying a placard saying “Blair is a C*NT”
e: None of the above: my girlfiend is newly pregnant and I know my Human Rights.

In case you were wondering about (d), a Police Officer at the Blair Day/Chilcott Hearing told a protestor was allowed to call for Blair’s head on a plate, but using *that* word in writing could get him arrested!

]]> By: womaninblack http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-145 Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:00:19 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-145 I failed. I am about to be repatriated to Suffolk.

]]> By: Stephen Coley http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-144 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:22:06 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-144 Very nice :-)

I think I remember seeing a Bear Grylls survival special on the top of Arthur Negas!!!

]]> By: Danny http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-143 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:52:22 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-143 excellent.

Will there now be an “I Iz English” badge… if we get all the right answers?

]]> By: Dan http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-142 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:33:31 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-142 Inspired.

]]> By: Pandora http://merebagatelle.com/2009/08/05/the-alternative-british-citizenship-test/#comment-141 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:03:50 +0000 http://www.merebagatelle.com/?p=165#comment-141 Ha!

Definitely more relevant to British life than the real test. Although you might have to brave the angry mobs for number 8! And is number 10 a trick question? Isn’t the correct answer “all of the above” ;-)

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